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Honestly, Neil, it looks completely natural.
The end of another hard, long day. Very hard. And awfully long.
The Brains Trust, deep under cover.
Because of Danny's slavish devotion to his projects, becoming chairman of the Max Wall fan club was generally considered a mistake.
Andy and John host another Supervisors' meeting
Lengthy queues at the auditions for Simon Cowell's new talent show, 'The Gollum-Factor'
Morning ablutions aboard the 'SS Todd '
Realising his mistake, Paul knew that he should never have trusted the Butlins advert for their new Cuban holiday camp.

In his younger days Paul was frequently to be found propping up the bar in some of London's more questionable "Folk Clubs"

Incandescent with rage, Hisham 'gets fell in' at morning parade
The dates started to dry up once the rare Klingon gene had been identified.
The stranger said that his father, too, had spent time as a milkman in Whitley Bay.

 

Publicity still from the this summers' blockbuster release,
'Hellboy III:March of the Geordies.'

This was getting confusing - it seems that the
reason Vic didn't like bhindi bhaji was the high
garlic content.
After years of denial, Tom and Dave finally took the plunge and started a family decorating business.
Mullah Lite.
...and then Neil's alarm went off. It seemed that being Head of Technical Services was just a crazy dream.

Visiting the Full Moon Tandoori was not without its problems. The Tarka Dhall was otter than he had anticipated.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
And her 5 o'clock shadow was very fetching.
Brace yerself, Babe!

The penalties for leaving the North East without permission can be quite severe.
Don't make him pleasant. You won't like him when he's pleasant.
Hwait until a load of me they are getting.
'Outed' at the Holland Club.

The oscilloscopes may have been getting heavier, but the benefits were plain to see.

Allright, Budd, you've bought dishonour on the family, like, init? Tidy.

 

 

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